Humka maalum nahi, humka ka karna hai?

Thought a lot on whether I should continue blogging or not. And finally, I decided to continue. But don’t complain if I don’t post for a long time. You know, sometimes it may not be possible for me.

It was such a boring day for me today. My office pc has been taken for formatting and one can imagine how my day went by without raaga/musicindiaonline.com. And Tom cruise didn’t leave the office till 5.30 in the evening. No! Don’t take me wrong, he thinks he is Mr.Cruise. Can’t blame him, I will explain why. I am talking about my Boss, Mr. Bihari Babu.

After the discipline thing (a long story-some other day ok?) today he came up with something else.

Boss: “Darsh, now you have started talking in your mother tongue at office huh? You should talk in a language which we can also understand.”

(NOTE: I have only one collegue at office who talks my language)

Me: (Smiled). “Sir, I don’t speak Bhojpuri.”

Boss: “No! We don’t speak Bhojpuri. Come on!”

Me: “I know Sir, but that’s a typical Bihari slang of hindi.”

He is nuts. Budda Bihari ko kuch kaam hi nahi hai office mein phir bhi baittha hai to peep into my pc and see what I am doing. Well, he is not very old as I have described. But still, have to abuse him in some or the other way na? No lies now- he has got a pot belly, wears only ‘Boss’ branded tight T-shirts and latest trendy jeans-which has got patch works here & there, beach slippers-I am not exaggerating, he wears slippers which has got floral designs on it. Then Hugo Boss sun glasses and uses extra strong gel on hair which I think is the only attempt of his that gives him the confidence of looking like Mr. Cruise. Imagine yaar! Imagine with the background score of M.I. Tight T-shirt & pot belly, beach slippers & sun glass, gel on hair to style spikes in the front & a cigarette in hand (he smokes a lot)-Can you see a smart hunk? Or Tom Cruise in your imagination right now? Yes! That’s my Bihari Boss!

Wana know more about my Bihari collegues?Then read this & this.And maybe this too.

Feeling so light now. Too much for the day, isnt it?

Tumko humra post pasand aaya ki nahi?